• icon
    Thanh toán đa dạng, linh hoạt
    Chuyển khoản ngân hàng, thanh toán tại nhà...
  • icon
    Miễn Phí vận chuyển 53 tỉnh thành
    Miễn phí vận chuyển đối với đơn hàng trên 1 triệu
  • icon
    Yên Tâm mua sắm
    Hoàn tiền trong vòng 7 ngày...

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

  • Mã sản phẩm: 039916040X
  • (1585 nhận xét)
best choise
100% Hàng chính hãng
Chính sách Đổi trả trong vòng 14 ngày
Kiểm tra hàng trước khi thanh toán
Chưa có nhiều người mua - cẩn thận
  • Publisher:TarcherPerigee; 1st edition (March 5, 2013)
  • Language:English
  • Paperback:304 pages
  • ISBN-10:039916040X
  • ISBN-13:978-0399160400
  • Item Weight:8.8 ounces
  • Dimensions:4.52 x 0.64 x 8.03 inches
  • Best Sellers Rank:#111,027 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #202 in Folklore & Mythology Studies #359 in Humor Essays (Books) #858 in Fiction Satire
  • Customer Reviews:4.6 out of 5 stars 1,580Reviews
579,000 vnđ
- +
Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology
Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology
579,000 vnđ
Chi tiết sản phẩm

Mô tả sản phẩm

Product Description

From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms!

All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In 
Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.

Did you know?

Cronus liked to eat babies.

Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.

Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.

Isis had bad taste in jewelry.

Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.

And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.

Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:

• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.

• The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.

• The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.

And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.

Review

"Blessed with the drinking tolerance of Bacchus and the wisdom of Minerva, O’Brien has compiled some of the best of the best in the realm of sarcastic myth telling with his book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No Bull-Shit Guide to World Mythology." --Fanboynation.com

"I was giggling by the first page and full blown LOLing by the first myth. It’s really that funny. With chapter titles like “Cronus Likes To Eat Babies
“, “Abraham Is Totally Cool About Stabbing His Kid in the Face,” and “Odin Gets Construction Discounts with Bestiality,” you can’t help but want to read these retold myths, whether it be from morbid curiosity or a dire need to know what this guy could possibly be getting at with these titles." --Electricfeast.com

"O'Brien's writing is gruff, hilarious...but there's no doubt that he's thoroughly researched his topics. His candor likens to a tirade of Liz Lemon's deranged ex-boyfriend, Dennis Duffy of 30 Rock, had his skull contained a well-read brain." --Chicagoist

About the Author

Cory O’Brien is a word-wizard and technojester of the first degree and the creator of Myths Retold! (BetterMyths.com), as well as the author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes and George Washington is Cash Money. He reads and writes mythology, science fiction, and computer code. He has camped with gypsies, juggled for food, and driven across the country in a car powered by vegetable oil. Now he lives in Chicago, where he recently graduated with an MFA in writing from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Cory's dream is to one day travel to Mars, or at least to own a jacket made entirely of pockets.

 

Hỏi đáp
Nhận xét của khách hàng